Aliaksandr Глеб

Arsenal fans, Londoners and foreign supporters alike, have already had to cope with the loss of aspiring actor (see interview) Matthieu Flamini to the Garishly Uncouth Idiots Dwindling On in Milan's "Athletic Club."  Unfortunately, it seems as though our most esteemed Belorussian, save Vladimir Karatkyevich, likely will flee the Emirates for some pomodoro e basilico as well, as rumors declaring Hleb's imminent arrival permeate Italian dailies.  Or he may savor instead Madrid's tortillas, according to his trusty agent.

Who can blame Aleks for such considerations when the pride of English cuisine is the hit-or-miss meatpie.

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